Saturday, January 7, 2012

On beer

Bud light. Miller. Pbr. American beer. All taste like piss. I dont know how they keep selling this shit.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

That damn thinger

Thinger is what he calls any tool or thingamabob he can't name.

"Hey grandpa, hand me that thinger."
Then he gets mad and all frustrated when grandpa grabbed the wrong tool.
"NO. That thinger!"

Thursday, December 22, 2011

My dads version of "getting ready"

Go upstairs to take a dump.
Tuck America shirt in to blue jeans.
Put on ball cap to cover greasy balding head.
Lace up NBalances.
Flatten mustache.
Walk out of the house.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Views On American Flag Pants


Me: "I've just ordered you a pair from Amazon."

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Watching TV, Commercial for Droid comes on

Me: "Yeah I got this sweet app called Sleep Cycle. It wakes me up when I'm ready to wake up or something like that"

Dad: "I got this new app. It blows me."

First Post

This blog is going to be all sorts of weird thing my half drunken father yells at the tv, my mom, my dogs, or me. Simple as that. You'll soon see how damned funny this gets. Every night its the same thing!