Crap My Dad Says
Saturday, January 7, 2012
On beer
Bud light. Miller. Pbr. American beer. All taste like piss. I dont know how they keep selling this shit.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
That damn thinger
Thinger is what he calls any tool or thingamabob he can't name.
"Hey grandpa, hand me that thinger."
Then he gets mad and all frustrated when grandpa grabbed the wrong tool.
"NO. That thinger!"
"Hey grandpa, hand me that thinger."
Then he gets mad and all frustrated when grandpa grabbed the wrong tool.
"NO. That thinger!"
Thursday, December 22, 2011
My dads version of "getting ready"
Go upstairs to take a dump.
Tuck America shirt in to blue jeans.
Put on ball cap to cover greasy balding head.
Lace up NBalances.
Flatten mustache.
Walk out of the house.
Tuck America shirt in to blue jeans.
Put on ball cap to cover greasy balding head.
Lace up NBalances.
Flatten mustache.
Walk out of the house.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Views On American Flag Pants
Dad: "I WOULD WEAR THOSE FUCKING THINGS TO CHURCH."
Me: "I've just ordered you a pair from Amazon."
Me: "I've just ordered you a pair from Amazon."
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Watching TV, Commercial for Droid comes on
Me: "Yeah I got this sweet app called Sleep Cycle. It wakes me up when I'm ready to wake up or something like that"
Dad: "I got this new app. It blows me."
Dad: "I got this new app. It blows me."
First Post
This blog is going to be all sorts of weird thing my half drunken father yells at the tv, my mom, my dogs, or me. Simple as that. You'll soon see how damned funny this gets. Every night its the same thing!
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